I don't want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit.

I assure you now that this post does not consist of fruit as sexual toys or anything related to that matter, it does however, consist of the sweetest, school girl loving, coming of age, classic film 'An Education', which makes me so happy and I seriously cannot express the level of gratitude I have towards Lone Scherfig for creating this perfectly beautiful masterpiece which has completely altered my future 20 year plan now involving meeting an interesting stranger in the streets of England who will, eventually after much wooing, take me to Paris and eat French food, watch French films and read French books. NOW TRY AND READ THAT WITHOUT BREATHING. Yes I am so utterly ecstatic about this film that I wrote 6 lines without a full stop.  
Jenny, the English school girl, finds her much older love David in England and he introduces her to a world she had only dreamed of. 
It is set in 60s which makes it all the more enjoyable and I am now getting all these wistful school girl, 60s inspirations. 
YES I hear you exclaim. Teenage romance is more than a Facebook status change and a movie spent awkwardly holding hands. Thankyou Jenny for giving me faith.
Its just too bad that I am forever alone with my cats. Which I am also allergic to. 

 I want bangs. 

I will be watching this at least 3 more times in the next week.